Named for Milton Waddams, who was relocated to the basement with
boxes of legacy documents. He handles the .doc and .xls files from
1997 that nobody else wants to touch.
- Rename package from mcp-office-tools to mcwaddams
- Update author to Ryan Malloy
- Update all imports and references
- Add Office Space themed README narrative
- All 53 tests passing
Documents 6 critical bugs discovered while processing a 200+ page
manuscript, including the root cause xpath API mismatch between
python-docx and lxml that caused silent failures in chapter search.