The landing page's headline results table was rendering as a paragraph of raw
pipe characters. Astro applies remark-gfm to .md but it wasn't reaching the MDX
pipeline, so every .md page rendered tables fine and only index.mdx was broken —
which is exactly why it went unnoticed. mdx({remarkPlugins:[remarkGfm]}) fixes it.
cuckoo.warehack.ing stays as a permanent redirect; it was live briefly.